Snooki Bergin sez:
“You look like Charlie Brown with a smaller dick.”
New York Gritty
Struggling in New York is what makes life interesting. I may not have money to buy anything substantial, and that makes the experience all but unsubstantial. Some blue-eyed asshole sang something about making it in the big apple. I think I’m making it here. Look out, anywhere.
Depressed
Did I say “Depressed?” I meant “Super Happy!”
September ‘09 is going to be a huge month. Huge. My first Phillies Game at Citizens Bank Park (and it’s against the Mets!), a Sounds concert (and I got a bone for lead singer Maja Ivarsson!), SNL, my Birthday and my return to the VMAs!
Feel free to recommend some additional activities for my flawless month.
